This is not a typical ad for employment. I won't bore you with endless lists of requirements, details and skills you need to do the job.
Life is too complicated. I need someone who is emotionally together, has a lot of common sense and can manage an office with all the follow up calls and paperwork done impeccably with their eyes closed, like it's second nature.
Someone competent, with a brain, who can act as an incredible administrator and GET IT DONE. No muss, no fuss, no excuses, no discord, no whining.
If that's you, fax your resume immediately.
I think I just might.