LocaKitty (locakitty) wrote,

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Best Employment Ad EVAR:

This is not a typical ad for employment. I won't bore you with endless lists of requirements, details and skills you need to do the job.

Life is too complicated. I need someone who is emotionally together, has a lot of common sense and can manage an office with all the follow up calls and paperwork done impeccably with their eyes closed, like it's second nature.

It's simple.

Someone competent, with a brain, who can act as an incredible administrator and GET IT DONE. No muss, no fuss, no excuses, no discord, no whining.

If that's you, fax your resume immediately.

I think I just might.

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