August 31st, 2002

Charlie Brown

Theater Cooties

I spent FOUR HOURS in HELL this evening. I went with my cousin, Amada, to a call back for a play called "She Loves Me". She was called back for the lead and for a few bit/chorus parts. Which is impressive for someone not in the BFA program (yet). Anyhow, I sat there, and sat there, and sat there some more. I figured the auditions would be in a theater, having watched many movies, and lo and behold, it was in the drama department classrooms. I had to sit on a lounge floor for most of the evening losing the blood flow to my butt.

I also didn't have anymore cigarettes and no change for a soda. And I had to listen to all these different people reading the same lines OVER AND OVER AND OVER again.

I remember why I'm not in theater:)