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(dude1) there is a chance Karl may be coming over tonight, Sarah
(dude1) updates as they arrive
(me) put it out like a NOAA bulletin
(me) IN ALL CAPS
(me) WITH APOCALYPTIC LANGUAGE
(dude1) heh
(dude2) KARL IS CURRENTLY MOVING NORTHEAST AT 37MPH
(me) *snicker*
(dude1) KARL WILL LIKELY BE MAKING LANDFALL AT THE COOKE FRONT DOOR AROUND 10 PM EST
(dude2) RECONNAISANCE AIRCRAFT INDICATES HIS HUNGER IS DEEPENING
(dude1) MOUNTAIN DEW SHORTAGE WILL MAKE HUMAN SUFFERING AMAZING FOR MODERN TIMES
(me) hehehehehe
(dude2) INTERESTS IN MENTOR ON THE LAKE ARE ADVISED TO MAKE ALL SANDWICH PREPARATIONS WELL IN ADVANCE OF LANDFALL
(dude1) hehehe
(dude1) ALL GABLED ROOFS WILL FAIL
(dude2) ALL WILL KNEEL BEFORE KARL
(me) LIVESTOCK WILL DIE
(dude1) THE SKY WILL DARKEN
(dude1) OMG IT ALREADY IS
(me) LOCUSTS WILL ATTACK
(me) THE TOILET WILL BE USED
(dude1) BLOOD WILL RUN DOWN THE STREETS FROM THE SUBURBS OF THE HEATHEN NONBELIEVERS
(dude2) GEORGE BUSH'S LEVEL OF CARE FOR BLACK PEOPLE WILL STEADILY DROP ACCORDING TO FORECASTER KANYE WEST
(dude2) WEST ALSO PREDICTS ARTIST OF THE MILLENIUM AWARD FOR HIMSELF AT NEXT GRAMMIES
(me) hahaahahah
(dude2) DOGS AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER...TOTAL CHAOS
(dude1) CINDY SHEEHAN EN ROUTE TO WILLOWICK
(dude2) CINDY SHEEHAN TO CHOOSE FORM OF THE DESTROYER AT 10PM EDT
(dude2) DESTRUCTOR
(dude2) FUCK
(dude1) haha
(dude2) You know
(dude2) Ghostbusters 2 was on Comedy Central
this weekend
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