In July I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last week I set moe_tha_katt's puppy on fire (-66 points). In September I helped kitten_ghidorah see the light (8 points). In October I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In August I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (689 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
This year I've been busy!
In April I stole lunarcamel's purse (-30 points). In September I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Monday I helped speranzosa across the street (6 points). Last Sunday I put money in parilous's expired parking meter (14 points). Last week I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-716 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Hrm, we both know which one I would prefer! Did you see Leno tonight? He was teasing Sarah Jessica Parker about naming her new perfume "Spank Me, Spank Me." I laughed so loud it came out more like a delighted scream!