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08:07pm 05/12/2005
 
 
LocaKitty


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last week I set moe_tha_katt's puppy on fire (-66 points). In September I helped kitten_ghidorah see the light (8 points). In October I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In August I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).

Overall, I've been nice (689 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!

Sincerely,
locakitty

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April I stole lunarcamel's purse (-30 points). In September I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Monday I helped speranzosa across the street (6 points). Last Sunday I put money in parilous's expired parking meter (14 points). Last week I farted in an elevator (-6 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-716 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
locakitty

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07:05am 06/12/2005 (UTC)
 
 
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Hrm, we both know which one I would prefer! Did you see Leno tonight? He was teasing Sarah Jessica Parker about naming her new perfume "Spank Me, Spank Me." I laughed so loud it came out more like a delighted scream!
 
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02:00am 07/12/2005 (UTC)
 
 
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