Dude, does the McSweeney's guy live in my building?

You know, because I can totally relate to what he's saying...and that's what makes it so funny. ;-}

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I have had many upstairs neighbors like this. I think that's why I loved it so much. :)

Aww, I remember hearing all those hobbies from the people upstairs... but you also would have to add "vaccuuming the hardwood floors".

Sounds innocent enough, but when the vaccuum is set at it's lowest height setting, it paddles the floor, making enough noise to convince you someone has hidden a helicopter behind your couch.

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