LocaKitty (locakitty) wrote,

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lunchbox> so get this
lunchbox> i delivered pizza to the Microshaft building today but I couldn't park close to the door because they have all these fancy picnic tables out back for their employees
lunchbox> so they're standing there watching me carry all these pizzas to them and I finally get to the door and they stiff me. nothing.
fallingdogs> are you surprised?
lunchbox> next time they order I'm going to send them a bunch of empty boxes
lunchbox> and write stop messages inside
lunchbox> "0x0000000A" ...

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