And he shall be taken aback and say, "Surely you jest! One woman can not own that many things. With the exception of the shoes, Mrs. Marcos proved us wrong on that one. Nevertheless, the books and DVDs I do not believe you. However, the CDs, perhaps I will believe you IF you admit that they were all albums by The Carpenters, Carole King, Joni Mitchell and Rick Astley."
"I shall do no such thing, sir! Here are the pictures and videos to prove that none of the CDs are by those artists and that I did indeed own three couches."
"Curses! Foiled again!"
I have glass coverage. That was really the first thing that I asked the insurance guy, Tom. He looked a little scared for a minute. Then I reassured him that nothing was wrong with my windshield, but I told him the saga of the HAM and he looked sympathetic to the ordeal. He's a nice guy. So, yay! I have glass coverage. I can be as mean as I want to the cooks. :)
So, we chatted a bit, figured other things out and he asked me about a 401K and health insurance, and I told him about how my job provided one and was contemplating the other. I gave him the Oot's name and he may call her after he visits his grandson in Boise. Yeah, Boise. Anyways, he is going to run the numbers with State Farm bank to see if I can do a low payment cash out refinance on the condo. If I can, I can pay off the 30% card and the other one that I owe on and be done with that debt. I'll be able to actually put money away in a 401K, perhaps set up a 529 for the twins' college plans and still save money to put away for a vacation. Yay!
Let's hope this works out.
I'm still getting my 4:30 a.m. fax calls. You would think that they would realize that it's not working when whomever they are trying to fax is all, "Hi. Listen, the past two weeks you haven't faxed in the secret documents. Think you could check the number? Thanks."
Tomorrow is more work. Orders. Good times. I think I'm driving. That's a good thing if I am. More cash in my pocket. Which paid for the nachos I got today from Nico's. Except, I asked for no guacamole. It was swimming in guacamole. I ate them anyways, but had a wicked stomachache later. Probably all in my head, but who knows? Maybe guacamole is my kryptonite. They are both green.
Ok, I just took some more sinus meds. The nighttime formula stuff. I'm going to get ready for bed. Yay!
Oh, I watched, "He Was Such A Quiet Man" this evening. Interesting. I also watched "The Holiday". Glad that was the free rental. I fell asleep. Big surprise. It was really kind of boring. Needed more Jack Black.