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02:01pm 05/01/2009
 
 
LocaKitty
I ran out of pepperoni. Seriously. What am I? New? Sheesh. Quickly fixed with a half hour round trip to the Houghton location to get a bag. We are quickly running out again. I can only hope that we have enough to get through our orders tomorrow morning and that the truck actually makes it to the store at a reasonable hour. Otherwise, the following shall ensue:
"Can I get a large pepperoni?"
"No."
"..."
"..."
"Um, what?"
"We're out of pepperoni."
"Uhhh, what?"
"We're out of pepperoni."
"But, you're a pizza place. You should have pepperoni."
"It's a new concept. Try something new. Break out of your old habits. Start the new year off with something different!"
"Hey, the order is here!"
"Oh, we have pepperoni now."

I'm also going to run out of medium boxes. Awesome.

Anyways, I ran out of flour and sauce, too. I have a huge order tomorrow, so I drove around for 2 hours today getting supplies. I also found out that I've had a Sam's Club membership for 2 years. Paid for.

I feel a little dirty, you know, supporting the evil empire and all, BUT, I have it if I need it. Probably won't ever use it. I almost got a free knife from there today (while buying flour) but decided it wasn't worth the wait.

Going to see the Slackers tonight. yay! I am prepared to shake mine booty. That's right, Alica doing the booty shake.

Oh, and Walgreen's has toe socks. $.83!!!!! I grabbed a few pairs. They are quite comfortable. :D

Ok, back to paperwork.
mood: TOE SOCKS!TOE SOCKS!
 
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 footnotefetish
 
09:43pm 05/01/2009 (UTC)
 
 
Why We Cite: Toe Socks
I'm also going to run out of medium boxes. Awesome.

This is the perfect excuse to have a large-for-medium-charge sale--and to have a fire sale on all non-pepperoni toppings! But, you know, I'm biased in favor of vegetable toppings and pizza gluttony, so maybe you shouldn't take my advice.
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 locakitty
 
09:47pm 05/01/2009 (UTC)
 
 
LocaKitty
I am all about non pepperoni. I'll probably push larges until I can get another bundle of boxes. Of course, we may be totally dead this week and it won't be necessary.
 
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09:53pm 05/01/2009 (UTC)
 
 
Why We Cite: Green Dragon
You could always just let mediums slide around in oversized boxes. Heck, pad the sides with crushed red pepper packets. If people ask for an explanation, just say they weren't crushed enough.
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10:10pm 05/01/2009 (UTC)
 
 
LocaKitty: Satchel Sad
We've done that before. Then the customer comes and picks up their pizza and is all excited because they think we screwed up and made them a bigger pizza and then they open it and are all sad clown because they just got a medium in a large box. And it is so heartbreaking.

It really is.
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 footnotefetish
 
10:39pm 05/01/2009 (UTC)
 
 
Why We Cite: Domestic Shorthair
Aw, that does make me all choked up. It makes me want to get out my violin.
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 rushomancy
 
12:26pm 10/01/2009 (UTC)
 
 
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Hire a bouzouki player.
 
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