Anyone want to hold a sign for 2 hours a day for me? Seriously, just from 4:30-6:30 stand outside my store and hold a sign.
If you want money, I can put you on payroll. Otherwise, can I pay you in pizza?
Just an offer. Have to make the big guy happy with this stupid sign shit. Ohhhh, alliteration.
Yeah, anyways, back to pretending to be busy.