LocaKitty (locakitty) wrote,

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I am just wondering if perhaps I should start taking avilimil, avisol, retinol q, viagra, liviminialXL, prolecticinXR or verbosenolQT to make my life happier. I keep seeing these prescription drug and OTC drug commercials and it's driving me absolutely nuts. What gets me even more is that these commercials are on during shows that draw a highly female audience, like Charmed, ER and Law and Order (let's face it, the ladies love that show, Sam is just so hot.)

So, yeah, I wonder, if I take all these wonder drugs, will I just wander around in a stupor? will I have a hardon? Can I have a hardon?

I just felt like rambling a bit, but I'm due for my next dose of arthymicinevolaton PT :)

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