I got my response from Citi today. My modification was rejected. Because I am not in default, imminent default, and/or the payment is not 49% of my income.
I have an interview with the temp agency on Wednesday. Hopefully I can get a better paying job out of them. Then I won't need to default on my mortgage so I can get a better job.
It only took two tries to get Vera to take her pill today. Bologna is awesome for kitties.
I'm having beer. Yum! :)