LocaKitty (locakitty) wrote,

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Some fun randomness

For those of you not in the know, bash.org has submissions of IRC chat dialogues, here are a few that really got me laughing:

I love school
Today our term paper due date's set
Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper on time, and she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member.
So this wiseass pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"
She waits for the laughs to die down and says:
"Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand"

my maths teacher who looks like gandalf set us a fucking hard half yearly exam
i was just expecting him to go "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

scykon: nope. no matter what you build with lego, if i build the same with
duplo its guranteed to be bigger, and therefore better than yours

< gt3> a million people applied for the apprentice 2
< gt3> and you know damn well its just gonna get outsourced to india

In other random news, there's a movie based on I, Robot by Issac Asimov coming out starring Will Smith.
I hear it starts with a 5-minute montage of the cast and crew of the film peeing on Asimov's grave. :P

hehehe...it's a good way to get a cheap laugh. :)

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