For those of you not in the know, bash.org has submissions of IRC chat dialogues, here are a few that really got me laughing:
I love school Today our term paper due date's set Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper on time, and she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member. So this wiseass pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" She waits for the laughs to die down and says: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand"
my maths teacher who looks like gandalf set us a fucking hard half yearly exam i was just expecting him to go "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
scykon: nope. no matter what you build with lego, if i build the same with duplo its guranteed to be bigger, and therefore better than yours
< gt3> a million people applied for the apprentice 2 < gt3> and you know damn well its just gonna get outsourced to india
In other random news, there's a movie based on I, Robot by Issac Asimov coming out starring Will Smith. I hear it starts with a 5-minute montage of the cast and crew of the film peeing on Asimov's grave. :P